Flipping through the radio today, I happened to catch Rush Limbaugh discussing trashing, Ron Paul.

Rushed used his “fat baby” voice to try and mimic Ron Paul. It was hilarious to hear his attack because it was about as weak as El Rushbo’s sex drive after he’s OD’ed on OxyContin for the 365th consecutive night.

Rush is upset because Ron Paul wants to end the perpetual neocon war agenda. How dare Ron Paul suggest that we leave Iran alone until they become a clear and present danger? After all, they are trying to make a nuclear weapon! Guess what kids, let’s for half a minute pretend YOU are Iran. You are surrounded by countries with nuclear weapons, countries that could wipe you and your people off the planet in a moment’s notice. Wouldn’t you like to have your own nuclear weapon as a deterrent? I sure as shit would.

Let’s dumb it down for the publicly educated majority. Suppose you live in a neighborhood where everyone has a shotgun to defend their home – everyone but you. You have a baseball bat. Do you feel safe? Wouldn’t you like to have a shotgun as well? If an informed burglar is planning a home invasion in your neighborhood, do you think he is going to the house with a shotgun or the house with a bat? In all likelihood, he will bring his own shotgun to your house, and while your bat splinters into one thousand pieces, his 00 buck shot will be put you on your ass.

Ok, so Iran got their nuke. Are they really stupid enough to send it over to Israel? What would happen if they did? Israel might launch one or all of their 300 nukes right back at Iran, ensuring that no one in Iran is left alive. Even Hitler wasn’t this stupid. As crazy and extreme as dictators can be, at the end of the day they want to live, too.

El Rushbo should crawl back behind his gold plated EIB microphone and resume snorting crushed up Oxy pills. Maybe he can share with Hannity.